Saturday, April 14, 2018

Uh oh

Hi Honey!  What are you up to?  Please be a good girl.  Please be a good girl, and don't overwork.  After months of weaning Floofy off solid cat food, it seems that she has accepted her new food regimen.  But alas, what was once accepted is now rejected.  What was once palatable is now poop.  What I do is mix a can of cat food with steamed rice, which makes her stool soft so I add a few pellets of the dry cat food to balance it out, and it worked.  But she is fussy about the canned cat food.  In the beginning all was acceptable, now she only wants one flavor out of one brand.  Which shall of course remain unnamed, lest it sells out.  Damned Public Eye.  So I had to chuck out an entire batch of food (I couldn't give it to the other cats because they would get diarrhea), then go to the supermarket for a can of cat food.  If I don't have that cat food, then I'm going to have to soak the dry stuff in water before I serve it to her.  I hope that works.  Fussy eaters.  But I love her, so I go out of my way for her food.

Hey Natty Honey!  How's it going?  You be a good girl too, OK?  Sorry I don't have a movie for you today.  Right now, I'm working on my libido and trying to figure out how to con my body into going back a few decades.  I guess I've been too immaterial or something.  I guess when I get married inshaAllah, I'll turn into a drug addict.  Unless I can figure out other options before then.