Sunday, October 14, 2018

Please make a donation in the name of Allah of a minimum of one US dollar to a worthwhile charity

Hi Natty honey!  Wow, you look so sharp for a casual day in the park, so naturally beautiful.  Plus you're so well dressed, you look like a billion bucks!  That you are.  That expression on your face is priceless.  Yeah, there's a lot of silliness going around, and we miss a lot of it too.  Did you notice that ih_tash_shaam guy sounds like he's masturbating?  Ew.  Anyway, I'm so proud of you that you stayed and finished school.  Please do well in your studies, and make us prouder.

Sunday is PINK!  Is this pink?  It's the season for the sweater dress!  Nice and warm, but I can still feel a bit of a draft.  I got killed again during voice training by some jealous lesbian named daggerdyke or something.  Hey lady, get your own girlfriend.  I'm taken.