Letter to Julia 20121114

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Oh, the drama!  Let's not talk about the drama happening here Julia, but let's talk about us.  Because I love you, and I want to marry you.  I'm not able to watch the latest Victoria's Secret fashion show on Youtube because of 3rd party copyright restrictions.  Oh, I'm so sad and lonely!  I want to see my sweetie!  It's bad enough that I'm such an idiot and accidentally deleted my entire Victoria's Secret fashion show collection.  Now don't get me wrong, I have utmost respect for copyrights, and if for some odd reason I perform sold-out concerts in public venues here, I would gladly pay a reasonable fee to the local performing rights society for them to distribute to the respective copyright holders, but as it is right now, I'm just a lonesome old loser singing to myself in my bedroom while watching a slideshow of a beautiful German model I've fallen in love with.   Can someone out there please upload the latest show without any audio?  I'd rather listen to Billie Holiday, Janis Joplin, Karen Carpenter and Doris Day instead of Rihanna, Justin Bieber and Bruno (is that the right guy?)  I have no interest in their music, so I don't need to hear it.  And if by chance Rihanna, Justin Bieber and Bruno (is that the right guy?) signed away their names and likenesses to BMG, then please just blur them out, because I don't want to look at them, plus the integrity of the copyrights will be maintained.

If you won't allow me to look at your half-naked friends anymore, then I won't.  But you have to realize, you are one of your half-naked friends, and it's you who I want to marry!  And since I don't have you here with me, then I only have pictures of you.  Oh, how sad and lonely!  Ya Allah, please have mercy on me, and grant me my love Julia in marriage, security and happiness soon.