Letter to Julia 20140306

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Julia, please allow me to say Happy Birthday to Erin.

Erin, my sweet, beautiful, precious dear heart.  I forgot your birthday on the 3rd.  I'm so sorry.  I'm such a moron, I'm just a stupid, senile old man.  Please forgive me.  This is so odd, because your birthday and my birthday is pretty much the same.  This is also so very odd, because I've been lookng for something appropriate to post for your birthday for quite some time already.  It's bad enough that I'm so dirt poor and not there with you.  Then yesterday I found something perfect, then I went home thinking, "Cool, I found the right thing for Erin's birthday."  Then I thought, "Oh shit, her birthday was 3 days ago!  Oh my God, she's so sensitive, I'm such an idiot! Oh my God, I'm in deep shit!"  Then I bought a sack of onions.

For what it's worth, please forgive me, and I promise with all my heart never to forget your birthday ever again inshaAllah.  I just have to remind myself, "My birthday is the same as her birthday."  I hope you like what I found for you.  I just tested Kalles Frakturer on my computer, and it's not dead yet.  It's a new program so inshaAllah, our computers will be OK.  Again, I'm so sorry.  I don't deserve someone as beautiful and wonderful like you.  Please, please, please forgive me.

Happy Birthday, my beloved Erin.  I love you, and I need you.  I want to marry you.