The preferred pussycat

Hi beautiful Natty!  Wow, it looks cold over there.  Of course I know which one you are: you're the one holding the drink.  I'm sorry I can't afford to buy you a nice new winter coat or anything at all right now.  This spiritual path I take doesn't allow for wanton materialism.  I have been given guardianship of this music and Mary Unknown7, and God will kick my ass if I chose money over faith.  I hope you accept this, and forgive me.  I promise I will be the one to pay for our marriage and family inshaAllah, as it is the way of Islam.

I love all my cats equally but when everyone is in heat, then one obviously rises up over the others.  It is the cat that doesn't make a racket howling 24/7, and doesn't spray on my bedroom and bathroom door.  Yoolie has leveled up over the others.  She just lies there quietly while I work and Mary sings, and doesn't say a single word/meow unless I or some other cat touches her in the wrong spot and puts her into an orgasm.  Such is life.  I choose one cat over the others, and it happens to be the Cat of Death.