Thursday, May 28, 2015

Letter to Erin 20150529

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, my beautiful Erin.  How are you feeling today?  Are you having fun, seeing the world?  you are my Queen, Erin.  So please regard yourself as such.  I love you, and I need you.

It's just another normal day for me here.  I spend my mornings lately babying my baby mangoes.  I had some steak left over from last night, so I sliced that up and had it with my noodles for lunch.  I love noodles.  I could eat it every day.  Very Asian of me, huh?  I still have a ton of mangoes left that are not harumanis.  Well, not a ton. but a LOT.  I'm going to have to give away as much as I can, then compost the rest.  How about chocolate covered mangoes?  If it's not harumanis, then I don't really care much for other mangoes.  I guess I've been spoiled.  Plus I'm still working on my chocolate skills.  Chocolate isn't that hard: just buy the expensive type.  What's hard is making quality out of cooking chocolate.

I spent the evening cutting the grass over at your house inshaAllah.  The place is looking quite civilized, other than the decrepit old abandoned house.  I'm still working on designing your house.  I'm trying to get the dimensions as accurate as possible considering my limited drawing skills.  I'm not shooting for anything intricate, rather I'm trying for as normal as possible.  My theme is "easy to clean".  My color scheme is white and blonde.  It's going to take me some time to get this done, Sweetie.  I hope to have something ready for presentation to you for a certain special occasion.