In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi there, my most beautiful in the world Julia and Erin. How are those precious emotions today? It has been hot and dry here. I prefer the 4 seasons without a hot summer. I prefer temperate to slightly cold weather, but I'm sure my feet don't. I'm pretty sure you both don't like cold weather either. Well, it hardly ever gets cold around here. And if it does, it's usually nothing a blanket or a snuggle can't fix.
I'm watching "High Plains Drifter" right now on Shadowplay TV. Again? The computer chooses the show, or rather the randomizer chooses the show, so I suppose in a way Allah chooses the show by taking over the computer. Plus, I have been asking Allah for guidance, and to be my program director. But of course, I could always skip to the next show, which of course the computer chooses for me. Have you noticed that in this movie all the sweaty cowboys have beautiful teeth? I suppose they had super orthodontists back in the Old West. I just added some Victoria's Secret ads and interviews into the programming, to be shown whenever the computer feels like it. The Best and Most-Watched TV station in the world, mashaAllah! My pleasure. I will always endorse you, because I love you and I want to marry you. And I love you and I want to marry you. Makeup tips from Erin Heather!
On the menu tonight is chicken, potato and bamboo shoot stew. Want some?
