Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Letter to Erin 20150120

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hey there Erin, my dearest wife inshaAllah.  How are you feeling today, my beloved?  How's life at the top?  I warned you it would be lonely.  But I am your husband inshaAllah, I will marry you, and help protect you. I love you, and I need you.  So please be patient, and pray.  I just updated my computer, so I have been busy programming and troubleshooting.  Then on Monday evening, I had to do some grass cutting.  This hot weather gives me a headache, and chaps my lips.  Then little ---- acquired a fever somehow, even though she's indoors all the time.  She was listless and wobbly, so I gave her some fever reducer, and she seems to be doing better and eating again.

How is your gang, by the way?  Are you and your friends getting used to Model Global Conflict?  Is somebody getting a fever over it?  Well, business is business, and the skeptics are finding out that it costs money to be skeptical.  Don't forget who you are and what your role is in this brouhaha: you are MY girl.  Mine, mine, MINE.  I will distract them away from you inshaAllah.  But don't justify yourselves.  Allah knows best who it is that guards against evil.