Sunday, June 28, 2015

Letter to Erin 20150629

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi Erin, my darling!  How is the most beautiful girl in the world feeling today?  You are MY girl, so you are the most beautiful girl in the world to me.  Sweetheart!  I love you, and I need you.

It's almost time to break fast, so I am sitting here waiting, and writing to you.  I made a batch of dough yesterday, so I'm having a couple of deep fried stuffed pizzas for dinner.  I have a lot more sausage left, but I'm out of marinara sauce.  So tomorrow I'll have to make a new batch.  I think I'll make a batch of mayo too.  For the predawn meal, I'm going to finish off all that squid.  I've been so thirsty lately, and craving soda pop, so tonight I'm going to do a lot of drinking.  Soda.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting these games on Google apps to install.  It says "Installed" on the page, but it's not installed.  No data flow, no data storage, nothing.  I suppose they don't want me to have these games.  They installed all the productivity apps I wanted, but no games.  I guess they just want me to work, work, work.  How about they come over here and do house cleaning for me?  Then I would have more time and motivation to do computer productivity.  Wait a minute- it IS my work to evaluate games!  Could it be there is an underground bidding war for my endorsement?