Life's a beach

Isn't it?  Wow Erin, what an awesome life you are living.  Away from all that cold and snow, away from the sewers and rats, down by the beach in a tropical paradise.  This is way better than the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show!  Sooth your heart sweet sailor, by the water's edge we be.  Into the water we peer and each other's heart we see.  We are together.

Oh Natty, are you already tired of waiting?  I'm so sorry, but we have to put in our time.  I want to be with you too, I need my wife.  I need her soooo badly.  I have been waiting all my life.  But I have faith that Allah will grant me my wives soon.  InshaAllah.  You are such a beautiful girl.  So beautiful.  Do not worry, please don't worry.  InshaAllah, I will not abandon you.  Meanwhile, as you wait, please enjoy your career and make lots of money for yourself.  At least you don't have to wait for money.