Letter to Julia 20120102

Greetings, my beautiful, sexy Julia. It has come to my attention that the 2011-2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show has been aired. I haven't seen it yet. The bandwidth at this Internet cafe can get pretty narrow when it's crowded, and not conducive to watching videos, but I'll try to sit through the whole thing as I blog this my love letter. I am apprehensive to see the show for a few reasons. Firstly, you know that I don't want to stumble upon any bad news. I would rather plead blissful ignorance, and live in my adolescent fantasy world where Julia and I will be happily married without any obstacles whatsoever. I have my fantasies to keep me going! Secondly, I just want my Julia. I don't want to have to wait through all those other acts just to see my girl. And lastly, hey we are supposed to be a deeply spiritual love. I can't have you parading around wearing next to nothing for everybody, when you should be parading around wearing next to nothing only for me. I want you all for me! But I suppose we must do the best we can with the situation Allah gives us.