Saturday, July 24, 2021

What was that again?

 Hi Natty!  How are you,Honey?  I hope everything is OK with you over there.  I'm sorry about all the hot water splashing your way.  People are not happy that I chose you.  But people wouldn't be happy no matter who I choose.  Please forgive me.  Don't worry my love, everything will work out great for us inshaAllah. I love you with all of my heart.  I was sitting at the counter having lunch this afternoon while listening to the radio and minding my own business, "Hello Goodbye" by the Beatles was playing.  Adolf Kitler jumped onto my lap then curled up in my crotch.  Then he started thrashing about like a little tornado, so I had to get up and put him outside.  Of course I say goodbye when you say hello, Adolf.  You're a threat to both my crotch and my lunch.

So I sent a message to Elizabeth Fraser and politely asked her for the lyrics to "Frou-frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires" and "Lorelei".  I didn't expect any response from her, but Google responded by sending me the two videos above.  When Mary came in to work today, I told her that there are no lyrics to those songs, only noises that sound like words.  If she wanted to sing those songs, then she would just have to make up some babble that feels good to her, then blurt those out in the guise of words.  There's no way that she would be able to match Liz Fraser with those songs.  She's just going to have to try to out-Liz Liz.