Today is Friday. Mary Unknown7 had a good vocal session today, in my opinion. Mary is an experienced singer, and able to belt it out and rattle windows and toilet seats for 2 hours straight. This terrifies the enemies of Allah! I've seen many videos of their indignation on YouTube, but none of them have come to the karaoke joint to compete with her. I am a servant of Allah, what I do here is "dakwah" or service for Allah. You folks online don't experience the live singing that Mary does here. Like it or not, this village has become the Global Internet Center of Islam. This is Allah's Will, not mine or Mary's. Do you folks think I'm lying or exaggerating? Do you deny the Signs of Allah? Only a "kafir" denies the Signs of Allah. Or did you people think all the strangers and traffic that spend their money here came here just to eat rice? Right now, the international borders are closed because of COVID. When the borders reopen, do you people think that no one will come here to hear Mary sing? Not even just to eat rice? This brings up Surah Al-Anfal verse 45:
I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the Rejected.
O you who believe! When you meet a force be firm, and call Allah in remembrance much that you may prosper.
(The Spoils of War 8:45)
This music is from Allah. My task is to protect Mary and make sure her voice gets heard. If I allowed her voice to be silenced, then Allah would kick my butt. But Mary is also able to sing barely past a whisper for 2 hours straight. This doesn't make her singing any less powerful, but more feminine. And it's more powerful for a chick singer to be more feminine, don't you agree? But don't worry faithful ones, when it's time for her to belt it out and irritate the enemies of Allah, I'll make sure she does so.
OK children, I am going to teach you a Malay word today. The word is:
PENGECUT
which means:
COWARD
