Are you getting too much attention? Then just hide, Honey.
I was at the Tuesday market, when I saw some beautiful purple grapes. The guy was selling them at 15 bucks for 2 kilos. That's cheap, so I bought it. I munched on grapes on the way home, and they were plump, firm, juicy and sweet. Perfect grapes. I didn't eat that many, maybe less than 10. And I found out why they were so cheap: I got diarrhea. I got the runs so bad, it was like turning on the faucet full blast.
What to do with 2 kilos of grapes? I can't eat them. I can't give them away for someone else to eat. I can't throw them away, that's a lot of grapes and I spent 15 bucks on them! So I thought I could cook the diarrhea out of the grapes. There were so many grapes that it took a lot of labor to remove the seeds. You can see below the end result. I didn't want to dry them up nor add anything. The flavor is excellent. I blended them up, and got the thickness of a V8 vegetable juice. Too runny for toast, but why not. There are many ways to use this, from sweetening fried noodles to crushed ice treats. So far, no more diarrhea. I would rather have eaten them straight up, though.
