Ah! Congratulations on your promotion! I'm not an avid collector of the SI swimsuit editions, but I know who the girls were, and I'm absolutely sure you are totally deserving of the work, because you are more beautiful than all of them. You are the most beautiful girl in the world, because you are MY girl. I hope you won't start wearing a swimsuit all the time, like to the grocery store, or to shovel snow. I accept that you are under contract to work, but please dress modestly when you are off-duty. "Off-duty" means that you're not being paid.
It's definitely not snowing here. It's hot and dry, and the wind is blowing hard. I spent the evening pruning and chopping down foliage around your house, then dragging them to the burn spot next to the old mango tree, which is in range of the hose. For dinner it was fried calamari. I still had all that cuttlefish meat, so I fried up calamari and filled a large plate with a stack of squid 4 inches high. It's nice to chow down on calamari until you're stuffed, instead of just a wimpy sized appetizer costing 10 bucks. Ya Allah, thank you for the knowledge and the bounty You have given me. Want some?
Erin my love. I love you, and I need you.
