Friday, February 13, 2015

Letter to Erin 20150213

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Traveling?  Oh, you beautiful little busy bee.  Please take care of yourself, and relax my dear.  And try to enjoy yourself, as much as you can now that you have become a princess.  You are my Rock and Roll princess.  But protocol can be so stifling sometimes, do you agree?  I'm glad my agenda requires me to stand my ground here.  I'm weary of travel, and I want to build a house for you.  I saw you on Olbermann, and Fox & friends.  You are so beautiful, my Erin.  If your video is on Google, you can take it for granted that I will see it.  It's probably easier for your camp to control the content, after all, there's so much garbage on th Internet.  Plus lately, it hasn't been easy for my TV to tune outside of Google.

I'll have you know that I don't celebrate Valentine's Day, so please don't expect a letter from me tomorrow.  Sure some Muslims celebrate Valentine's Day so as to be part of the crowd and market, but not me.  I refuse to join partners with Allah.  It's been a very lonely life, and Allah has been pretty much my only friend, so it matters to me.  You understand that, right?  I hereby declare February 13 as "I don't need one day each year to remind me to love you because I love you every day Day."

It's almost your birthday but I'm still broke, so please don't anticipate your ring just yet.  I'm afraid I have no choice but to live a spiritual lifestyle, so I'll get the money when Allah gives it to me.  Then would come the process of setting up home Internet, getting a camera, and all that blah.  So please forgive me and be patient with me.  Meanwhile, please enjoy being a princess, just don't forget Allah.  And don't forget me, either.  I love you, and I need you.