Saturday, December 1, 2018

Shopping

Natty, you're excited!  Isn't it exciting to be excited?  Come here Sweetheart, let me kiss that beautiful face of yours, and make love to you... oh wait, we have to get married first.  Please pray that Allah grants me wealth enough to finance our marriage, and soon.  Have you been doing a lot of shopping?  I went grocery shopping today.  Yeah I wish I could buy tools and toys, but right now I need groceries.  Let me show you today's shopping list:

1.  Chicken stock- I prefer anchovy bouillon, but I have a lot of chicken right now.
2.  Curry powder
3.  "Belacan" (fermented shrimp block)- for sauces and curries
4.  Scallions- it's fried noodles for dinner!
5.  Mosquito incense- mosquitoes are very dangerous.  Do what you must to destroy them, especially in the house.  Incense is the cheapest way to go.
6.  Noodles- it's fried noodles for dinner!
7.  Bath soap
8.  Cooking oil- recycled palm oil.  The common means around here.
9.  Eggs- 5 small eggs.  I have a lot of chicken, so I cut down on eggs.  But I need some for my fried noodles today.
10.  Tomato ketchup- it's almost BBQ time!  The chicken is fat right now!
11.  Flour- Thank God I know how to make dough.
12.  Dried chillies- for making sauce
13.  Sunflower seeds- medicinal value: great for heartburn and virility, not great for high blood pressure.