Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120308

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Moth? No, not the Mothman! Hey, my sources tell me that Mothman sightings have become more frequent in the USA. Maybe it's an omen that the whole country will get flushed into the Pacific ocean cum the next president. Nah, there are no such things as omens. Only Signs of God. Now, prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) said that one of the 10 Signs of Judgement Day is that monsters will appear at late morning. SubhanAllah (Glory to Allah)! That would be much more fun to watch than TV!

In many stories, the moth or butterfly represents death and rebirth. For example, at the end of "All quiet on the Western Front", the soldier was killed by a sniper when he reached for the blue butterfly. InsyaAllah, I will still be allowed to live, but perhaps it would be more than mere survival. Perhaps soon, Allah will allow me to be happily married to my Julia, and we'll be making the love all the time, day and night. InsyaAllah! If so, I'm going to need some drugs. Sigh! Why must only old men acquire wisdom? I guess if I had gained enlightenment 20 years ago, you would only be 6 years old.