Thursday, May 23, 2024

Guitar

 

Grace, you've grown into an incredible looking woman.  You should wear a mini skirt over those shorts.  A little illusion can go a long way, and you would still feel comfortable.  Take good care of your skin and exercise, because beauty needs to be maintained.  Don't scratch up the beauty that God gave you with tattoos.  The power of a woman is not to be messed around with.  In your case, you also have to protect the music.  So stay out of sight unless you have something righteous to do.  Guard your chastity.

Is that another SG you acquired?  I don't remember seeing that one.  In your hands, both guitars sound the same.  They're not supposed to, but it shows how skillful and stubborn you are.  I keep my SG on the neck pickup.  When I had a Strat, I kept it on the bridge pickup.  That's my personality, going from one extreme to the other.  My Strat was the same color as yours, too.  You have a whammy bar, but you don't use it musically: you just shake it around occasionally.  Get out of your comfort zone and hold the tip of that tremolo bar along with your pick.  That should be easier to do on a Strat, and the volume knob is more convenient.  Don't blame me for trying to turn you into Jeff Beck, but he's dead and you can replace him.  What do I prefer?  I prefer you, and I want you to kick ass.  Get that Marshall stack, Grace.