That sure looks like a tooth, Erin

Now remember what I told you, my Darling.  The next time you are on the Dan Patrick show, try to talk about sports only.  You're beautiful, Erin.  I love you.


Hi Natty honey!  Aw Natty, how are you feeling?  You're such a beautiful girl.  I hope you are having tons of fun, and please stay safe OK?

Ah Pina, suddenly you got famous.  Suddenly you're the homecoming Queen.  Suddenly you're the prettiest girl in Holland.  How did that happen?  Because I want to make you my wife.  MashaAllah.  Don't forget what I told you: fame is not a blessing, but it's great for a modeling career and for your bosses.  So make lots of money for yourself while you can, be safe and chaste, and try to have fun OK?  Eat a herring for me.