Aloof

 Hi Natty!  How are you feeling?  Are you excited?  As well you should be.  You're playing a woman's game now, no more 14 year olds here.  The next stop is the red carpet.  The red carpet is an exam, and you must study so you don't panic when it happens.  Start studying now for your Doctorate in Sociology: Hot Babe-ship.  This is Professor Zam here to give you some knowledge.  Study these next 2 ladies.  They have impeccable demeanor on the red carpet, and you must observe and copy them, better yet surpass them.

First is Vanessa Kirby.  I didn't know of her until yesterday.  It was her aura on the red carpet that made me notice her.  Note that she keeps her hands to her sides, and seldom places her hands on her hips.  She stands straight and seldom smiles, unless she is having a conversation.  She seems above it all, as well the red carpet is supposed to be above it all.

  Next up is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.  Rosie has a gang: Victoria's Secret.  Yes.... THAT gang.  Which means she will be the source of much misfortune.  She also keeps her hands to her sides, and seldom places them on her hips.  She is freer with a smile, probably because Jason Statham is there to beat up anybody who pisses her off.  I believe she had a baby a couple of years ago, which means she's ready to get back into action.

Know your competition, because it's damned sure that they are aware of us.  These girls are trouble, so get ready for trouble.  I wish I could be there to back you up, but it's you who people want to look at.  You will have to walk that catwalk alone, so get ready.  And it is just a catwalk, so you don't have to smile or even talk to anybody.  Put that nice girl away and put on your serious face.  I can't be there and I can't beat people up for you, but I am able to give you a spiritual reading of anyone who bugs you so we know how to deal with them inshaAllah.  So please make sure you tell me who bothers you, OK?  Once again, be smug and aloof, stand straight, keep your hands to your sides, and high heels!  You can do this, Natty!  Practice, practice, practice!

Mary's outfit today is:

Alli&Ali Designs Cele Hair

R.icielli - YESENIA High Heels

Zuri Rayna~Poinsettia White/Gold Earrings

~Deadly Deed Design~ Fabiola Dress

Kudos to Balenciaga for using older women as models.  This is what I like from their SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection: