Saturday, August 19, 2017

Chee Cheah

Oh, what to do about the elderly?  Chee Cheah was my cat before Floofy came into my life, and I've known her for over 9 years now.  She used to be my Dad's cat, so she likes to copy my Dad, she even looks somewhat like my Dad.  She is about 14 or 15 years old now.  When Floofy became pregnant, she kicked poor Chee Cheah out of my house, so Chee Cheah had to stay outside.  That was about 4 years ago.  A couple of days ago I brought her back inside, to spend the rest of her life inside the house.  Floofy and Luca don't like Chee Cheah, but Doutzen doesn't seem to mind her.  Floofy hisses and bats at Chee Cheah's head with a fat and fluffy paw when Chee Cheah gets too close, but she doesn't use her claws.  Chee Cheah has never been good with the cat box in her life, but what to do?  I'll just have to clean up after her.  She's an old kitty.  She looks sharp in the photo below, but that's because I'm secretly and lightly holding her head up.  Don't you have a snapshot of you with your grandmother, Erin?  I wanna see.

Natty, you are just smokin' hot.  But please put a bra on.  You think you're SO smart by covering your face.  I would appreciate it if you dress modestly and behave like a lady.  **Sigh**  Please stay away from booze and drugs.  I won't marry an alcoholic or drug addict.

Aw Pina, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings when I said "slutty bikini", but you might as well be naked.  No, don't get naked for the Public Eye.  Be modest and dress modestly please.  And please stay away from booze and drugs.