High heels

 

Yes Honey, I know which feet are yours.  The pair on the top left, the strong looking feet made for climbing rocks.  You kept them strong by not torturing them in uncomfortable shoes.  On the other hand, the foot with toe polish is shaped like a high heel.  That's probably because it has been wearing high heels for years on a regular basis.  Natty if you are looking for an MC (medical cert) from me not to wear high heels on the red carpet, then of course I would give it to you.  But it's not my wish for you to walk the red carpet- this is YOUR dream.  Fashion police are ruthless, they look at every inch of your body.  High heels isn't like plastic surgery.  Your nose is regal, and it makes the clothes you wear look magnificent.  Your nose is an advantage.  But if you didn't wear high heels on the red carpet, you would be at a disadvantage.  You would lose.

But what is win or lose on the red carpet anyway?  No one would admit it, but there is some sort of competition going on.  Is it to gather the most attention?  The most praise?  The most fashion press?  It's SO subjective Honey, that's Hollywood glamor for you.  I'll put it in girlie language: it's to be the most beautiful girl in the world.  On the red carpet, celebrities and movie stars would have to compete with how pretty you are.  For what again?  Whatever, you still have time to adapt your feet to beautiful shoes and learn to walk like a sex bomb.  Looks like you have a choice to make: comfortable shoes and rock climbing, or beautiful shoes and red carpet.

Would you like a mushroom omelet with fresh tomatoes and home made flat bread?  Pardon the dish, I like to eat from an iron plate for some reason.  I found a guy who sells home grown Roma tomatoes, and they are very sweet.  Sweet tomato!  When it rains, oyster mushrooms grow like mad around here, and can be very cheap.  This batch I bought smells kind of funny, though.  I wonder what they grew them in.  You're not supposed to wash mushrooms, you know.  I might have to throw the whole lot out.  They didn't taste weird.

Mary's outfit today is:

Natural lips gloss II by Katt Yeetly

Dellybeams Chocolate Turquoise Cluster Necklace

R.icielli - MELVA High Heels

^;^CaTwA^;^ Priyanka hair

{WitchCraft}Thay Dress

Here are my picks from the Tommy Hilfiger SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection: