Letter to Julia 20140811

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Julia darling, I love you so much.  You are so beautiful.  I long to taste your delicious cooking.  I hope you will someday enjoy my strange concoctions, made with love for you.  How about you, Erin darling?  Please don't feel left out with all this food talk.  It just means that you will be well fed when you get married to me, inshaAllah.  Please make sure you both stay fit, so you don't lose your self-esteem.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

I want to reaffirm right now, that I am devoted to you, and seek no other.  So I want you to feel secure in my devotion to and commitment to you, and not have your emotions swayed by the many women out there in the Public Eye.  I belong to you, you belong to me, and we belong to each other.  I have made my decision, and it is you.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.