Friday, May 26, 2017

Al Fatihah (The Opening)

Erin, that is a truly luxurious bubble bath,  You have certainly become a wealthy woman, and all from your own hard work.  Plus, you are beautiful.  Congratulations, and God bless you.
Natty, you are really a sweet and beautiful girl.  I hope you learn to relax and have fun with your career, especially since it's clear that you have a greater advantage over other girls.
And Happy Birthday to you, Pina.  So you're a Gemini.  My Mom is a Gemini too.  Not that I believe in that astrology garbage, but it does somehow give some sense as to why you are so naughty.

As you know, I cannot be married to a non-Muslim.  Of course I don't expect you to do everything correctly: God is Lenient, so I must be liberal too.  Especially towards my wife.  It is my responsibility to teach you your Islam, so the blame falls on me for marrying you, and not you.  All Muslims must learn this prayer.  It is called "Al-Fatihah", or The Opening.  Please memorize it, at least in English.

I am most curious as to your reaction to this letter.  I am sure that God will react to your reaction as well, so please be serious.

Thank you.


Ramadan begins tomorrow

And I am in a big rush!  I have to leave for the mosque right after I finish this letter, so please forgive me for being abrupt.  I spent the morning making more spaghetti sauce, but I always eat light before going to the mosque, so I had ramen noodles in soup.  For the predawn  meal, I will be having a heavier meal: tenderloin and white rice.  Whoops!  Gotta go!  I love you!