Letter to Erin 20150527

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi Sweetie!  I saw your appearance in that Kia commercial.  You are so beautiful!  What is that language?  Is that Turkish?  There were so many people there, huh?  And so many cameras, too.  You know what fascinates them?  Not only your beauty, but that blonde hair and smooth white skin.  I like that, too.  Don't ever change that.

Well, you already know I'm a sucker for a pretty blonde.  But I'm a sucker, period.  I think we share that trait: we're both suckers.  It's no secret, so I might as well drag it out in the open and deal with it, and try to protect us as best as I can.  So I posted a video here of Mysteries and Scandals: Fatty Arbuckle for you to watch, and pray that we don't wind up in the same situation.  Do you think he was set up?  I think he was set up.  So what to do?  This is the age of the cell phone, Erin.  Don't approach or touch the patient.  Call for an ambulance or the cops.

I don't want to turn into a hard ass, so no wonder I prefer to isolate myself.  Wish you were here with me.  Wish we were together.  I love you, and I need you.