Sunday, May 31, 2026

How to spend your time and money

 
Buy Taiko drums!

Monte Carlo!

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Friday, May 29, 2026

Keep your name

 
In Islam, women keep their names when they marry.

What's the matter with that guy's nose?

Thursday, May 28, 2026

Punk rock girl

 
This is beta male punk rock.

Mary wanted to sing with Angine de Poitrine, but I gave her a red ribbon instead.

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

I'll do the cooking

 
There should be a lot of Shadowplay fans in Spain and Portugal, so I hope you shopped around for a nice place to stream.  Today is also the 10th day of the Hajj, so there should be a lot of cattle sacrifice among the Muslims.

Beware of pickpockets!
At the bullfight!

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Monday, May 25, 2026

I love to love tight trousers

 
Women all over the world love to wear tights and tight trousers.  Tights are probably the most popular item of apparel.  I asked someone why she liked tights, she responded "I like the feeling of being held close." So camel toe is a normal thing?

Perhaps a utilitarian perspective would be appropriate.  The crevices could be used to store objects like cell phones and guitar picks.
What?

Sunday, May 24, 2026

The poverty cycle

 

University gig.

Saturday, May 23, 2026

No pedals

 
Acoustic guitar!

Berlin!

Friday, May 22, 2026

I agree

 
Down with 5 string basses!

Berlin!

Thursday, May 21, 2026

Ha?

 


Only Mary Unknown7 could look like Gal Gadot, wave a flag of Ukraine, and try for Malta at the Eurovision!

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Crowd pleaser

 


Mary trying out for Malta at the Eurovision!

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Relatively in tune

 
Say, that guy looks familiar.  What's his name?  Didn't you use to hang out with him at Gibson?  Didn't he play at one of your benefits?

Anyway, I've never tried true temperament frets.  Sure, I like being in tune.

Yacht party in Greece.

Monday, May 18, 2026

The good ole days

 
Look at how beautiful you are!  It's been 2 years since that crossroads, huh!  I certainly remember the effort I put in, trying to get to you.  So do you prefer who you are now, or would you like to go back to the good ole days?  Your clothes were so charming back then.

An old friend once asked me if I would like to return to the times we experienced together.  I said that those days are fun to remember, but I don't want to relive them.

If you were wondering about people who pushed you away before but now they want to hang out with you, I wouldn't want to have anything to do with them.  For me, it's a case of "Fuck you for the way you treated me before".  But you probably want to be friends with them, that's why you think about it.  Well this takes courage, Grace.  Do you really want to risk your heart and body to be part of the gang?  Groups of men, they just want to fuck: there is no exception.  You will need to fight your way out of a bad situation, and I bet you can't.  Leave them alone.  If they bug you, tell them they scare you then call the cops.  Friendships that happen naturally without your trying too hard are the best.  My best friends are cats and Allah.
At the pantheon.  The crowd is huge, but far away!

Sunday, May 17, 2026

No, look that way instead

 
I expect the Jewish mob are building another sphere somewhere in the Middle East.  No I didn't give them the idea, they thought of it themselves.  What do you do when you gather wealth as gangsters?  You try to get everyone else to think that you're elevated.  The Sphere is a great place to program the illusion of miracles.  Too bad for them the real action is somewhere else.


Saturday, May 16, 2026

Horror

 
I'm sorry you're scared about all this success.  Pray and put your fear in Allah, you'll be fine and have a great time.  I don't really feel much of anything myself, it's all the same old same old to me.  I'm grateful to Allah, of course.  Ya Allah, please grant me lots of money to spend on things I want and a new car.


Las Vegas!

Friday, May 15, 2026

Thursday, May 14, 2026

The next Michael Jackson

 
Barbin Ili is famous for being that dancing robot doll from China.  I think she's better off doing dance moves like this video.  Too bad she doesn't sing.

Rio!

Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Dung fire

 


Live at the not the Met Gala!

Monday, May 11, 2026

Sunday, May 10, 2026

Meat buns

 
Those meat buns in the video look pretty good.  I got tired of taquitos.  I got tired of taquitos unraveling, rather.  So I switched to meat buns.  Check it out, I made mini meat buns!  I think buns work better without any salt or spices.  Here the filling is beef, onions and garlic.


Church gig.



Saturday, May 9, 2026

Papa cat loves pasta

 
I'm sorry for what happened to you at the airport.  Please try to be patient with the crowd, without becoming a doormat.

The locals here really really want spaghetti, but they don't seem to understand it.  They think it's like cooking fried noodles, but it isn't.  I believe that they can't grasp the concept of "al dente".  Pasta is supposed to be served "al dente", but to the locals it's like "nasi mentah" (not fully cooked rice) and it messes with their emotions.  Well, it isn't rice.  It's pasta.  To work it with Italian style sauces, you must eat pasta "al dente".

Gwen doesn't look too happy because she thinks she failed 80s night.  I don't think she failed, it's that Mary outshined her.  All Mary needed to look 80s was a fanny pack.

Friday, May 8, 2026

Insider trading

 

Party for the old folks!  80s style!

Thursday, May 7, 2026

The gangsters

 
When you choose your new leader Honey, please make sure it's not more of the same.  The real problem is that the Jewish mob has infiltrated the US government.  Trump could have been a good president, but he just didn't have the balls let alone the integrity to confront the Jewish mob.  So when someone new takes over, they're going to have the same problem and their families will be in danger.  That's because they're dealing with gangsters, and that's all the Jewish mob will ever be.  A bunch of fucking gangsters.

Budapest!

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

But why and why not

 
I don't want this.  I prefer simplicity, especially live.  But some people might like it.

This kind of reminds me of the old Kramer Ripley stereo guitar, which had pan pots for each string.  Now that, I could use.


"I might have been next door."



Monday, May 4, 2026

The Met Gala

 

I suppose I should talk about the Met Gala.  I need something to post about anyway, YouTube is becoming uninteresting.  Have you seen the pimple popping videos lately?  They're all the same videos over and over, pretty much.

I remember telling you about the Met Gala when I first found you.  I thought you would be interested.  Now I know you prefer to dress like... yourself.  I'm more or less a slob myself.  I blame it on not having money.  But even if I did have money, dressing up glamorously is a lot of labor.  And I already have too much stuff to do, including dressing up Mary and Gwen.

Anyway, the Met Gala 2026 is on at 6 am tomorrow morning for me.  That's when I get to sleep, right after the dawn prayer after being on the computer all night!  Plus tomorrow morning, I have to go out shopping for groceries.  Sorry Anna, I can't make it to your gig.



Sunday, May 3, 2026

Jolly old England

 
Mary has a huge following in the UK, Grace.  With both the locals and the migrants.  So your crowd is most likely going to be a mix of both, be ready for that.

And beware of pickpockets.

Here's another snapshot from Mary's spy movie photo session.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

24.  Say, "Who gives you provision from the heavens and the earth?" Say, "Allah.  And verily we or you are rightly guided or in a plain error."

Sheba 34:24

Saturday, May 2, 2026

Ranch dressing

 
It's not that people are bored with the Epstein files, it's because the scale is so enormous that they can't digest it.  They especially can't digest it in time to exert the most reasonable amount of justice, namely before the midterm elections.  Like Trump said, he is exonerated.  That's because he exonerated himself!  And the Democrats have their own people mixed up in it, so they're not going to bring it up voluntarily.  Many if not most people who would rather participate in the atrocities rather than seek justice for the victims.  Who doesn't want money and power?  And with the addition of male victims, it might expose that Trump is gay.

Thus this case is being slowed down on purpose.  For good reason too, because someone might make a movie using AI about the Epstein files, the more graphic the better.  The beauty is that you don't even need all the facts, just use your imagination and be lurid about it!  It would certainly go viral, so you don't need to be in America.  Someone could make A LOT OF MONEY in donations or whatever, especially if they get it released in time for the midterm elections, and before the corporations run with the story.  And we certainly wouldn't want that.

Here's another snapshot from Mary's spy movie photo session.

Friday, May 1, 2026

I want this

 
No, I don't want to crap my pants!  I want the miniature drum kit!


Here's another snapshot from Mary's spy movie photo session.