Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Qur'an 20181011

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

222.  They ask you concerning women's courses.  Say, "They are a hurt and a pollution, so keep away from women in their courses, and do not approach them until they are clean.  But when they have purified themselves, you may approach them in any manner, time or place Ordained for you by Allah.  For Allah loves those who turn to God constantly, and God loves those who keep themselves pure and clean."

223.  Your wives are as a cultivation to you, so cultivate when or how you will.  But do some good act for your souls beforehand, and fear Allah, and know that you are to meet God.  And give good tidings to those who believe.

224.  And make not Allah an excuse in your oaths against doing good, or acting rightly, or making peace between persons, for Allah is One who Hears and Knows all things.

225.  Allah will not call you to account for thoughtlessness in your oaths, but for the intention in your hearts.  And God is the Oft-Forgiving, Most Forbearing.

The Heifer 2:222-225
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Are you excited?

Are you?  Are you?  It's great to be you.  Alhamdulillah.  With all your excitement, please make sure you give thanks to God and pray, and please take proper care of your tummy.  If you are super busy doing all sorts of fun things, then eat only simple foods and drink only plain water until you get a chance or learn to calm down.  Me?  Having you with me would make me very happy.  Are you hungry?  I made some more of that spaghetti in coconut alfredo sauce with chicken.  It's still very thick, even though I thinned it down since last.  I guess it could be even thinner.  Very filling.  Tastes like pasta alfredo.  Want some?
Oh I solved the Mystery of the Missing Poop, and the answer is disgusting!  Ew, ew, EW!  You DON'T WANT TO KNOW what the conclusion is!  Gag!  😬