Saturday, May 16, 2015

Letter to Erin 20150517

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi Erin!  How are you doing, my Sweetheart!  How are you feeling today?  Oh, it's just another every day day for me, and people are still the same.  We have to keep things mundane if we want to raise a family.  So I don't want to hear about your going out clubbing every night in your "fuck me" heels.  That's just plain dangerous.  So please stick to business and stay at home if you're not working.

I still engrossed in baby mangoes right now.  But I couldn't take much more of the early hours, so I slept in this morning before getting to work.  No fancy meals either.  I still have chili in the cooler, so I bought a loaf of bread and chicken nuggets.  I did make some chicken sandwiches for dinner.  It's easy: just fry up the nuggets, then makes sandwiches with mayo, black pepper, cream cheese, lettuce, and onion.  Put a couple of drops of hot sauce on each nugget.  Quite yummy, I must say.  And very Western.  Want one?  I love you, Erin.  And I need you.