Cat tails

Natty, why did you remove that sexy bedroom photo?  I didn't get a chance to copy it because I have a kitty crisis right now.  I'll have to admit that you didn't look like you.  You probably got a whole bunch of college boys aroused, huh?  Well, me too.  I'm sorry it took me so long to react, I wanted to react sooner but I forgot because I have a kitty emergency right now.  I'm glad you're back in school, because I don't want you to give up your education.  Please be an A student, and make me proud.  Stay away from groups of men.  You're still my girl, so big business is going to follow you to college, but try to have fun anyway, being the College Queen.  If you want to speak to me in real time Natty, the same applies to you: meet me in Second Life.  Although I doubt you would have the time to be an entrepreneur in virtual reality.  But if you do want to meet me in Second Life, then post a screenshot of your avatar on your Instagram page like the one of mine below, and I will tell you when and where we meet.  Make sure all the tags are above your head.

I took Floofy to the vet this morning, hoping I could negotiate an alternative treatment with him besides surgery.  But the vet was closed.  For no particular reason, and only for that moment explained the guard.  So I was forced into giving time for my home remedy to work.  That made me think, since cats can go without food for a while, and I'm force feeding her water, I would give the laxative a chance to do its job.  Last night she was able to force a little bit of poop out, it was white and hard, and it looked like it broke off so there's more poop in her that needs to come out, which is what I can feel when I press her tummy.  Ya Allah, please save my beloved kitty.

Pina, go home.