Hello again beautiful Erin! How are you today, my beloved? Are you following the trail of philanthropy? I guess it would be just as good to follow as to lead in this case. Beautiful heart. I love you and I need you.
There seems to be heavy rain on the horizon here right now. I learned from experience that rain is heavier when the sky is grey than black. The thunder is rolling, there's a constant rumble of thunder in the near distance, like a feedback loop. But Allah is the One Who brings down the rain. I was about to break down the trash on my yard to be burned, when I was distracted by some fried noodles. I've accumulated much wood and bamboo and stuff from chainsawing around your house inshaAllah, and I need to burn it. The local government has been very touchy lately about open burning, with sound environmental reasons, but I have a bricked in fire pit over concrete and a water hose, and I'm not setting fire in a forest or pasture. It's not as if I can stuff all that trash in the dumpster. And it's not just a matter of destroying trash, I need to accumulate soil for my baby mangoes. So I have to wait until it rains, and hope all that trash burns in the rain.
I have been watching a new show available on YouTube: public freakouts! Oh my God, it's so entertaining. These freakouts are usually stoked by drugs and alcohol, but some of the people are clearly sober. Always at a burger shop, pizza joint, bus, train and I found one in a lecture hall. Can you picture yourself freaking out in public, you emotional fish? The world is a stage, so keep your cool! People instinct is to laugh, but I think it would be funnier to do a tap dance or a series of back flips while someone is freaking out in public. Spread the distraction! I'm joking! They're all entertaining, but I hope you catch the blonde in NYC slamming into taxicabs saying "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
