Sunday, October 6, 2019

Restless?

Hi Erin, my dahlink!  I love you so much!  How are those crazy emotions today?  Feeling somewhat restless?  Well, the life of a mainstream sports personality can get rather predictable, I expect.  I suppose it would be a sheltered life, being under the wing of the sports industry, especially if you are a talented sports psychic as I believe you are.  It certainly wouldn't be the same as the bohemian routine you used to follow.  Are you possibly missing the intrigue of Costa Rica, or the darkness of a midnight adventure in Hollywood, or treating your NYC neighbors to the privilege of listening to some nice music at 3 am?  Why don't you get back into the artsy crowd?  Why not?  It's something to do, and I trust you won't abuse substances, and you will keep your chastity.  Hm.  Here's something to do.  How about you spy on me at close range.  It seems to be the hobby of many people lately.  Just don't let me catch you watching me.  I might just chase after you and give you a football tackle and pin you down and kiss and undress you and we shouldn't be doing that in public plus we need to be married first.

I'm sorry there wasn't a set today, folks.  My Dad needed to go to the emergency room, so I gave Mary Unknown7 the day off.  There's nothing wrong with him today but so everything is fine right now alhamdulillah.