Relax

Hi there, Natty honey!  Are you excited?  Life is fun and exciting, isn't it?  I hope you are having fun with us, because I love you and I want you to enjoy your life with me.  However, you need to learn how to relax.  No, more activity will not help you to relax.  Too much coffee doesn't help either.  Right now, you are as tense as a cat that has her claws tangled up in the carpet.  Don't worry Honey, I released your claws already.  I'm quite good at giving a massage, thank you Lord, and can help you loosen up those shoulders.  Alas again, we need to be married first.  Why don't you try going to a spa and getting a professional massage?  I'm sure you will enjoy it.

I made chicken fried rice with broccoli and cauliflower for dinner tonight.  Slightly heavy, but not bad.  Fried rice should be nice and light in flavor and texture.  Cooking was not easy because I aroused the attention of 4 tenacious and vicious beasts.  My cats.  But I only had to lock one of them up (Mama Cat) when she jumped onto the counter top with some poop about to come out of her butt.  Damned food critics.

In other news, while I was voice training today, I got shot on stage and died.  Good thing it's a virtual world.  But I died a few times today, serves me right for being stubborn and going back.  Was my outfit too slutty?  It is kind of a slutty dress, but that's normal for my business, and I don't dress like this in real life.  No, it wasn't the outfit that got me shot.  As far as I could gather from her ranting and when I got shot, she was unhappy with me for singing Billie Holiday.  But otherwise, I don't really understand how I "fucked with her".  I was only singing.