Cats

When I got done with voice training today, I walked out of my bedroom/office to find Floofy with a claw tangled up in the hairs of Chee Cheah's butt.  They were both snarling and growling at each other, but they were very well stuck to each other.  Oh yeah, I managed to get them free.  Of course.

While I was doing whatever it was I was doing that evening, I came across a realization of the connection between ranch dressing and alfredo sauce: the only difference is the eggs.  So I though I would try that out: as long as I kept an eye on it, it should turn out OK.  So I cooked my pasta and heated up the ranch dressing at low heat, I put a lid on the sauce and had to wait.  Of course.  Then I had to drain and cool the pasta, but Doutzen is in heat right now and she needed to be petted otherwise I would be kicking her all over the kitchen because she would be holding on to my foot at all times, so I forgot to stir the sauce or even check it.  Since I made my mayo from scratch using egg whites, the sauce turned into a very fluffy omelet (excluding the burned spot at the bottom of the saucepan).  So for dinner, I had pasta salad (fettucine) with ranch omelet and diced tomatoes tossed in Italian dressing.

It actually tasted quite good: it tasted exactly how it sounds.  And I had a huge helping too, as you can see.  But my stomach doesn't like strange combinations.  I should have made pasta salad with tomatoes tossed in Italian dressing, with a ranch omelet on the side.  This made me aware that I haven't tried pasta salads yet in this month's exploration into Erin's food.  Do you eat pasta?  Doesn't pasta have gluten?

Natty Dahlink!  You beautiful little sweetheart!  Your movie assignment for today is another James Bond movie from 1981, "For Your Eyes Only" featuring Roger Moore as 007.  Wow, my computer is really focused right now at giving you movies to watch.  Which brings to mind a concern I have, are you going to be one of those starlets that would do any nude scene just for the sake of the movie and eventually wind up doing porn?  I hope not.  You are recognized for your chastity, integrity, and piety.  That is your image and selling point.  You are my wife inshaAllah.