Saturday, February 22, 2020

The good kitty gets the snack

Hi Natty!  Oh, are you back in LA?  It is probably still cold there.  I love those khakis.  Goes well with those cute socks!  Natty, please don't get stressed out about those kids.  I chose to marry you, and I will stick to my decision inshaAllah.  Please trust me in this matter!  Instead of worrying about young girls, how about you pray that Allah grants me wealth enough to marry soon.  They're just kids Natty, and because of this music business we're going to get a lot of them.  I will most likely never meet any of them, or even make contact with any of them other than a TikTok video.  Their hormones rage and their bodies balloon, but they will grow up, learn to survive, have families of their own, forget about isolated rock stars, and perhaps they will discover and appreciate Allah.  These kids will grow up, but there will always be 13 year old girls.  It's the nature of this business.  Again, I will most likely never meet any of them.  I am a prisoner of the music.  I don't go anywhere, and the only women I meet on a daily basis are my mother and Mary Unknown7, and she's a nun.

My Mom gave me some fried chicken.  I don't eat the gizzard, so I was about to give it away.  One kitty jumped onto my counter top and tried to steal my fresh pita bread, while the other stayed on the ground and waited for me to pick the gizzard out of the Tupperware.  Which kitty got the snack?