Tuesday, January 5, 2021

Don't heed Dr. Adolf Kitler

 Hi Natty!  How are you coping down there in SoCal?  I hope you are well, and life is easy for you.  I love you.  I had a fairly busy day today, doing a lot of driving around and running errands.  Dinner was sandwiches and fries.  Kind of normal I know, but it was a big dinner and I have some leftover, which I will finish later when I watch YouTube.  Would you like some?  It's a cheeseburger, but the burger patty is a mix of chicken and beef.  I guess I got the one that's mostly beef, because I can't taste the chicken.

My kittens Lily and Bro are all grown up now.  I feed them well, so they are strong and heavy.  Lily has kind of a stocky build for a cat, but she's a selfless sweetheart.  Except with her meals, of course.  She seems to be very detached about being in heat, almost as if she suppressed it.  Then one day, I saw it happen: her tail seemed to be bothering her, so she chased it.  Then from that the contractions began, and she went into a seizure.  This was last week, but she went back to normal after a while, while I petted her.  But the same thing happened again today, and she was noticeably scared.  Her brother Bro, aka Dr. Adolf Kitler, knew what the problem was and had a cure: he tried to have sex with her.  No Bro, that is not the solution.  The Qur'an forbids marriage between brother and sister.  If I took her to the vet, their solution would be to spay her which I guess would be the humane thing to do (possibly), but I don't have have a minimum of RM 400 for the procedure and more for the recovery.  Hell, I don't even have half of that to survive on.  The best I can do is to adjust the feeding and living arrangements so Dr. Adolf Kitler doesn't give her his treatment, and hope that Lily will have the strength to overcome her first heat.  For after all, all female cats go into heat.  I pray she doesn't get heart failure.  Ya Allah, please heal and protect all my kitties.