In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
YOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Hello there, my intense and sophisticated Julia. How's business, tycoon? Please remember that when we are married, the goal is to slow down, enjoy our married life, and raise a family inshaAllah. So please make sure your business comes to you, or no deal. This is because I am trying to build a tourist attraction here. You are my beautiful princess Julia, and I love you so much, and I want to kiss you all over.
And you my precious little sweetheart Erin. How are those emotions, you wonderful little heart of gold? Do you understand what I just told Julia? It means that when we are married inshaAllah, vacations will be few and far between, and will have to be carefully planned. This is because you are Mrs. Global. While I still have the strength, I intend to keep a very close eye on you and Julia, and keep you very close to me at all times inshaAllah. I mean VERY close. This is because I love you.