Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Spoonful

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  I hope everything is going well for you.  I'm waiting to break my fast as usual, but I haven's started cooking yet.  What's on the menu is home fries (made from potatoes steamed in chicken broth) and a cheese omelet.  Hopefully I'll get my timing right, and they will be perfectly timed for dinner, as opposed to sitting and waiting for hours before eating.  Would you like to have some?  Do you like cheese?  It's not the best cheese in the world, just sliced cheese and it was on sale, 2 for 1.  Good enough for an omelet.

Oh Natty Honey! You look like a delicious vanilla sundae, I just want to stick my spoon into you and start eating!  But right now I'm still fasting.  By the way, is it customary to tuck your shirt into your bikini bottom?  Oh, it's a new trend.  I get it.