Saturday, April 15, 2017

The Cat Bully

I had been going through a lot of cat food recently.  I bought 10 kilos late last month, now I'm down to less than 5 kilos.  I have 6 cats, and usually they consume 7 to 8 bags of cat food a month, plus I'm also feeding my parents' cat, plus Floofy has stopped eating the dry cat food pellets.  I had been feeding Chee Cheah 3 times a day recently, and she was still hungry.  It turns out that there is a cat bully hanging around my yard.  It's this orange colored cat that has been intimidating my outdoors cats into giving up their food, and he's also been getting into arguments with Bat Cat.  So I've been chasing him away every time I see him.  He's been trying to act cute with me, trying to be affectionate and stuff, but there's no way I would find an ugly male cat bully to be cute.  So I have been waiting around for my outdoors cats to finish feeding, then making sure that there isn't even a pellet of cat food left on the ground.  What a waste of time.  Even now, I can hear him and Bat Cat screaming at each other.

You're not being bothered by bullies, are you Erin?  On the contrary, I think you would be the one who intimidates others.  Just like you intimidate poor Dan Patrick.

Natty, you're so cute!  It must be fun going out dancing and stuff on Friday nights, just like a real College Queen.  You must have hordes of guys following you around.  Tip: pass them off to your friends.  If you going around clubbing Natty honey, you'd better have your bosses dress you up, then make some endorsement money.  You're not out of the spotlight yet.  You're still my girl.

Pina, go home and live an easier life.  Even if you did make a mistake by going to NYC, it's not the end of the world.  Just stay in Europe, and maintain your beauty.