Precision

 

Hi Natty!  Wassap Honey?  I hope all is well for you over there, wherever that is right now.  I just got done with dinner.  My Mom bought me some takeout rice, which is great because I didn't have to cook.  Thanks Mom!  I love you!  Yeah it's great I didn't have to cook, because I had to cut the grass.  Tomorrow is laundry day, and I want to chuck my grass cutting outfit in the wash.  There's a type of mango in the garden called a "kuinin".  I don't eat the thing, I'm turned off by the scent it's very strong.  I'm sure it doesn't lack for sweetness because my mother loves the fruit, and she is a notorious sweet tooth.  But she is sworn off mangoes this season, because they make her cough.  So the fruit fell to the ground, and there's a lot of them.  That's where I had to cut the grass.  One would think the weed whacker would spray its debris in a random fashion, but no.  All the rotten fruit went straight towards my mouth.  Now THAT is precision.

Amy Winehouse?  Only by accident.