Friday, March 25, 2016

Letter to Erin 20160326

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, my beloved precious Erin.  How are you, my love?  I want you to know that I love you with all my heart, and you are the most beautiful girl in the world to me.  I long to be with you and love you, and I want to marry you.  I want you to keep safe and healthy, because I need you.  You have worked hard, and achieved a high level.  Do not take into your intimacy those outside your rank.  Yes, I know you are a kind hearted person and you love them, but they do not love you, and what their hearts conceal is far worse.  Hang on to yourself.

Oh, I'm full.  I just had dinner, which was a huge helping of fried noodles which I took out  downtown.  I was doing some driving around and shopping for my Mom.  Just some curry powder, oyster sauce, plastic containers, stuff like that.  Oh yeah, and "Oil of the Gamat", found only at the mom and pop sundry shops in the village.  It's primarily for skin ailments like burns and bites.  No, I don't know what a "Gamat" is.  I also picked up some perfume and coffee creamer for myself.  No, it's not Curve.  Can't find that here.  It's a local blend called "Miracle".  I don't know if I will be doing anything useful tonight.  I feel like relaxing and watching TV.  You should relax too.  Oh no, I forgot to buy snacks!