Catching up

Hi Erin!  How are you feeling today, my love?  How's business?   Right now, I have a lot to post since I took a one day moment of silence.  I was allowed back into the disco after being banned for a couple of months, so I have two venues I have to spend time at.  Also right now is peak tourist season around here, so there are a lot of strangers in hanging around, mostly of the younger people since it's school holidays.  The trouble with being a cash cow is that nobody will admit their business relies on me because they don't want to be financially indebted to me.  On the other hand, if I don't work then the local economy would shut down.  The situation has turned into a machine, unable to stop.  But I have my orders, so thank Allah and they should thank Allah too.  In some cultures, people would get together and kidnap then lynch anybody who had some sort of business advantage.  What culture could that be?

Life is short, so I might as well enjoy some good food, especially since Allah granted me some knowledge of cooking.  There is an excellent tofu maker at the main market downtown, who makes fresh tofu so smooth and creamy.  No one else here compares to him.  So here is a tofu omelet with mini pita breads:

And here is a big old helping of fried calamari with home made hot sauce:

Want some?

Dear beautiful Natty, I wish you condolences on the passing of your father.  From Allah is our origin, and to Allah is our return.  But life goes on.  This is because we have loved ones who are still alive.  Your career is peaking right now, so please don't let that go.  To have yourself on a giant electronic billboard in Times Square is a big boost, but it's actually not a blessing for you.  This is because America is not your turf.  I want your bosses to relocate you to Paris.  I want you to stay away from America for 4 to 8 years.  We can't control where your bosses choose to print your photos, but at least you shouldn't live in the USA.  Pina, I want your bosses to situate you in Milan.  That way, the fashion industry will be able to utilize my influence in America, France, and Italy.  Then all of you can look East.