Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. I miss your blue eyes. I'm sure you are busy, so please keep safe and healthy.
I'm sure some of you folks have noticed my switch from cell phone Internet to fiberoptic. Of course, Mary had a late start and only a 45 minute set yesterday. But there were no interruptions, and the Twitch stream is actually watchable. I would like to tell you the story of the transition.
At first, I tried to sign up online but cell phone Internet made it impossible. Then I tried calling, but the calls didn't connect most of the time and when they did, the sound was fuzzy. One party's phone texted back that it had received the call, and I texted that back by saying that I wanted fiberoptic Internet. Then a human got involved, and we began the signup process. I filled out the form by texting, but some crucial information kept on getting blocked when I sent it. I had to use 2 phones to get the information through, one phone to distract while the other did the work. That still wasn't enough, so I had to tell the lady (over a fuzzy connection) to complete the form for me. Obviously she was aware of the hidden enemies and helped me compensate, because here I am now on fiberoptic Internet. The moral of this story is that your cell phone company is a traitor, folks.
