Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Ah, Nashville

I've never been there.  But I'm glad you get to explore there, Natty my darling.  But what you need is a flashy pair of cowboy boots!  Something with a lot of rhinestones on it.  I did hear about Nashville wanting to be a sort of fashion center, but it's hard to imagine anything fashionable from there outside of the Country and Western scene.  It's not a geographical bias, either.  It's a case of where the music is the dominating or domineering influence.  I'm sure there are many types of music out of Nashville, but I wouldn't go there to seek eclectic fashion.  I would however, go there for a pair of cowboy boots.  I do recall a fashion event in Nashville... oh, it was the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue meet and greet event!  That seemed like a marathon effort for anyone who had to work in it.  I'm not surprised I haven't heard of it since.

But oh Natty!  You must be attracting a lot of musicians!  Among other guys.  You're beautiful.  Mwah!  I'm independent of the trappings of a traditional music career.  I am however, trapped in my own routine.  At least Allah has set it up that I get to focus on home and family.  Alhamdulillah.  I don't have to tour!  I'm too lazy to tour.