Friday, August 16, 2024

Bass

 

Hi Grace!  You look so cute in your jeans, flitting around the streets of Hollywood.  Wow, they really cleaned that place up.  YouTube sent me a video from your show at the Desert 5 spot.  I love the outfit you wore, the black bolero and mini.  You look like my dream girl, and you behave so pro.  I couldn't see your shoes, but I'm sure it's those 3 button boots.  My cats tell me you're having issues with jealous women.  That's predictable because it's business, Honey.

I want to introduce you to my bass.  Does it look familiar?  Don't let the cobwebs fool you, it's well played and loved.  Even though it's the cheapest model Ibanez, I had to work at my father's law firm to get the money to buy it.  That was 12 years ago.  The strings are as old.  I love old guitar strings, but I hate old bass strings.  This bass is so played in, I don't want another fretted bass because I love this one too much.  That's the price of keeping me poor folks, you eventually lose my endorsement.  I do need a fretless bass, though.