Die Büchse der Pandora

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I pray you are doing just great, and everything is going smoothly for you.  Oooh it was a hot day today, but it's cooled down a lot now.  I did my usual Sunday chores, then I spent some time with my baby mango trees in the evening.  "Why do I do these mango trees?" you may ask.  It's an endorsement, Honey.  Yes it is farming, but for me it's an endorsement.  I don't think you would approve of what I had for dinner.  I don't think it would be anything you would eat.  But I like fried chicken, and what I like best about fried chicken is the skin.  So when I processed chicken, I peeled off the skin and boiled it to make chicken broth.  Then I tossed the cooked skin in flour, and fried it.  So I guess it would be like fried pork rinds, except that it's fried chicken rinds.  No, it's definitely not Erin food!  Is it?

Natty honey!  I think I've figured out a perfect hobby for you, which is also a diversement (diverse investment) from your modeling profession.  I want you to collect and watch movies!  I think I brought this up before, because I'm sure you want to be a movie star or something.  Go and watch all sorts of movies, and make sure you dress up like a movie star, with the attitude and everything.  Then collect movies and have movie watching parties, and dress up for it.  Then watch all sorts of movies on your cell phone to pass the time.  You can do this Natty!  The results will be awesome inshaAllah!  For a start, I want you to watch this movie: "Die Büchse der Pandora".  Check out Lulu's attitude!

This dress is too slutty by itself, so I toned it down with underwear.  Do you think it worked?