Thursday, May 25, 2017

New York City

Hey there, city girl!  Oooh, I can't match all the luxuries you are so used to partaking in the city- I was digging weeds by the rice paddy just now.  Good thing there's the Internet, we can just have someone deliver it by drone or something.  All this green and country living has spoiled me.  I've stopped using a watch.  But stress is stress, I guess.  Stress for me is following my cats around with a mop before they pee somewhere else.  No, I'm kidding: there's only one naughty kitty, and she's in heat.  There used to be a saying, "If you can make it in New York City, then you can make it anywhere."  I think nowadays the reverse is true: "If you can make it anywhere, then you can make it in New York City."

Hey Natty, how's it going?  Hey there!  Hey there, Gorgeous!  Hey Natty, you gorgeous blue-eyed girl!  Wassap?  Wassap?  WASSAP?

Oh Pina, you've never had stomach problems before huh?  It's called stress.  Stress and not eating properly.  Again Pina, you would have a greater advantage over them back in the Netherlands.