Friday, April 12, 2019

The Doctor

Wow Erin, that sure looks like fun.  It looks like it would provide much pleasure and relief for one's lower back too.  Provided of course, you don't pop it the wrong way.  Since I have to massage myself, I usually rub my lower back against the wall, with a bamboo drumstick to help focus the pressure.  I would probably spend a long time on those dangley rope things.  I would need my device, though.  Watch TV.  I took Floofy to the vet after voice training today.  She had just come out of heat, but this time when she was in heat she behaved differently.  More emotional, if I could describe it.  The bottom line is that she frightened me.  Floofy, if you frighten me like that, I'm going to take you to the vet!  We BOTH hate going to the vet!  But the vet said she was fine.  Too much poop, if anything.  Needs stool softener.  I'm a firm believer in self-medication as much as possible.  With knowledge, self-medication is possible.  Experience makes it more efficient.  Not only does it save on huge doctor bills, it minimizes the chances of quackery and assassination.  But when it comes to my wife, we're going to have to go to the doctor.  Global politics.  That will be an ongoing task for us when we are married inshaAllah, is to find a doctor YOU like.

Hi Natty!  How's life in tropical paradise?  Breaking hearts with your beauty as usual?  Oooh you better watch that!  Don't underestimate the power of a beautiful woman.  Especially when she's half-naked on the beach (or half-naked period).  Have tons of fun OK?