Whip me, Houston!

Erin, is that you?  Wow, you look fucking awesome!  I must say that you have such beautiful armpits, my darling.  And I absolutely love your new face.  So much intensity.  I do hope that face is all aura, and no surgery.  You look wonderful, my love.  I love you.

I don't normally share my dreams in this public place, but this was so much fun, I have to talk about it!  I was standing with the crowd in a basement, watching TV.  We were watching Whitney Houston's debut on the Merv Griffin show, where she sang "Home".   Someone behind me started to sing along, I turned around to see who it was, and it was Whitney herself!  Whitney from 1985, she looked beautiful and radiant, and she was wearing a silver sparkly gown.  She sang and totally blew away the singer on TV (herself).  I stopped watching the TV and stared at her and said, "That was fucking awesome!  Your debut was great, but what you just did was incredible!"  She grinned at me, and then started to chat with me.  She talked and talked to me, saying you should do this you should do that bla bla bla, she talked so much I had to walk away.  Forget it, lady!  I have too much to do as it is!