Friday, January 22, 2016

Letter to Erin 20160123

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hey Gorgeous!  Hey Luscious!  Oh no, it's almost the end of January.  I've been stressing out about your birthday present since our last anniversary.  Because I can't afford anything material, and if I could I should be giving you a ring first.  What's left is some lame virtual present, that is within my means of presentation.  What to do?  Nothing seems good enough, because you mean so much to me.  Because I love you and I need you.

I did some chainsawing around your house inshaAllah.  What a handy little toy, great for breaking down mighty trees.  I finally managed to cut down one of the trees growing on the roof of the old house.  My Dad said to cut off the roots, but that wasn't so easy because the roots are intertwined with the walls and the concrete.  I think I managed to get all of them.  There's another tree growing on the roof of the old house.  It's huge, about 4 times the size of the tree I just cut.  Have you seen it?